Enjoy Life .. He says !

So i have got this professor who’s a combination between ” dexter “ and a 70s Hippie and everytime i go to his lecture he does this weird thing where he goes to the window and stares at the big block of cement they call a building that kind of demolishes every purpose of that window since it blocks the view and the air..and he starts mumbling things about how we should live life to the max and experience it …REALLY experience it..and how Uni is not all about study and marks and the real education is what happens in between..and i swear for a minute there i start believing in what he says..and i get flashes of the “Dead Poets society ” and the WHole ” Carpe Diem “ thingy ..and i get all excited and i spend the rest of the lecture time thinking about how i should change and do stuff..i am young , healthy , strong and smart ..i got what it takes to make anything happen and for some reason i start hearing ” i believe i can fly ” in the back of my head and by the time the lecture is over i am Determined to break the habit and go crazy ..

That ofcourse lasts for the next 10 mins , till my 2nd lecture begins and My other Professor comes barging in ..screaming from the top of his lungs about how we should be married to architecture ( my major ) ..live , breathe and eat architecture …do nothing and have no lives as long as we have a project to work on …” you do not need to sleep , you do NOT need to BE ..if it’ll effect ur work ” ..then he starts terrorizing us with these stories about students who failed because they didn’t have what it takes and then he starts coming to each and every one of us like the godfather Gone wild and starts asking us with this horror movie kinda voice : DO U HAVE WHAT IT TAKES ? …and the next thing u know …u r in a Fetus position thinking of if you’ll make it and if it is the right major for u ..and maybe you should change your major..and if u do will that devastate your parents ?!…by the time that hour of torture is over we get out looking like zombies…with this look of terror in our eyes ..” i’m gonna get back home and work ” ..” i’m gonna make it , i just have to work harder “..

and ofcourse all that terror vanishes the moment u step into the next lecture , where the professor is a freakin nut case who’s dedicated to make us feel clinically depressed , his very first lecture started by : ” I HATE WINTER , It’s Not White and puffy , ITS DARK AND MISERABLE..PPL DIE IN WINTER !! .. a man goes to buy breakfast for his family , the next thing they know , he’s in a coffin because his car slided because of rain ..they never ate breakfast and now they have no house to live in..i hope u know now SNOW isn’t that FUN anymore !!..architecture !! who the hell told u to study architecture ? i’d rather kill my son than see him go in that direction..it’s going nowhere..we got architects doing nothing , they can’t even eat…if i were u …i’d RUN…and i am only telling u this for ur own good but ur comin days are Dark and if u knew what’s gonna happen you would be crying ur eyes out now !…today we’ll talk about structure !! “

at the end of the day..u come home barely breathing…and all u wanna do is curl up under the bed and DIE , u do not feel like talking , working , having fun ..u don’t even have the power to feel ..that is until your parents come in and start giving u this lecture about how they used to study on the candle’s light and how they begged to go to school , how u’ve got more than they have ever had and still u r always frowny and depressed , and maybe if u took vitamin B12 ( now they think everybody’s got it , a deficiency of B12 ) and started practicing sports it will all Be ALRIGHT.

..the funny part is that before u go to sleep u think of each and every point u heard today , they all make sense somehow..but how do they fit and and what will u do..it’s sth u will probably die and get resurrected before u know..

So u tell me what should i do ? have fun ? go wild ? work my butt off ? change my major ?
students in my beloved country have no idea what to do about anything ..
when Oscar wilde said his very famous words : ” we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars ” .. i bet he wasn’t talking about Jordan ..here we have no stars , all we can do is take a deep breath and try so hard not to smell the Crap in the gutter !

ur sincere Sardonic ,
DeE ..